Emperor Bill and the New England Patriots return to the Super Bowl


The New England Patriots were victorious tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC Championship game. With the victory the Patriots will head to their 9th Super Bowl in Franchise History and the seventh time under coach Bill. Coach Bill is 4-2 in Super Bowls with the Patriots. He has also led New England to 9 AFC championship games. There can be no doubt that the Patriots are an NFL Dynasty.

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it"

Of course every dynasty needs a leader. An emperor perhaps. Emperor Bill is many things, and has been called many names. But two things cannot be denied: He wins, and the people he beats hate him for it. Coach Bill is responsible for four Super Bowls, Tom Brady, and making millions of Colts, Ravens, Steelers, et al., fans really, really angry about it.

"I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger."

For years, comparisons have been made between Coach Bill and Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars fame:

Well, we say it's time for Patriots fans to stand up and embrace the hate! Emperor Bill is the greatest of all time, and he's still going. Now you can fulfill your destiny and buy your own Emperor Bill shirt from Breaking T.